No more tabs. Use contextual indentation. That's what FORTUNE 500 companies do.
$("#header").html("A Fortune 500 Company").show("slow").click(function () 
                                                               {
                                                                window.location="http://www.a-fortune-500-company.com/"
                                                               });
var isStandalone = checkIfStandalone();
$("#modal").unbind("click").bind("click", function (e)
                                           {
                                            if(getConfig().attachCloseEvent)
                                             {
                                               var targetObj= $(e.target);
                                               (isStandalone ? close({
                                                                      element: args.element
                                                                     }) : close();
                                              }
                                              return false;
                                             });
$("#overlay").unbind("keydown").bind("keydown", function (e)
                                                 {
                                                  if(e.keyCode === 27)
                                                   {
                                                    var targetObj= $(e.target);
                                                    (isStandalone) ? close({
                                                                            element: args.element
                                                                           }) : close();
                                                    return false;
                                                  }
                                                 });

If you'd like to add your own enterprise tips, fork this project on GitHub.

This is a joke.
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