Namespace code into a "proper package structure" to make backend devs feel at home.
var com = {,
    AwesomeCo: {
        util: {
            info: function ( message) {
                alert(message);
                return message;
            }
        }
    }
};

com.AwesomeCo.util.info("SRSLY!?");

If you'd like to add your own enterprise tips, fork this project on GitHub.

This is a joke.
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